Diwali is the biggest festival for Hindus.This is celebrated on thirteenth day of Krishna Paksha.The festival is celebrated on great fervous and joy.This festival celebrated on so many country.After the vanquishing of King Ravana of Lanka at the hands of Lord Rama and the return of the Suryavanshi King Lord Rama to his Ayodhya. Fables say that originally when the trio had returned to Ayodhya, the people of Ayodhya had lit the entire state with lamps to welcome their Lord’s visit after 14 years exile. It was like a long awaited end to a sad tale and the beginning of a new era of happiness and peace.
Happy Diwali Wishes For Collage Girlfriend:
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.
A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo.
Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
What is secret of succes?
“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”
Boy to pretty girl – Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
Girl: pata nahi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu
Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Santa: 10 lelo
Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!
Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!
School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
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Happy Diwali 2016 Wishes
Funny Happy Diwali 2016 Messages
Grab the below list of funny happy Diwali messages for your boss, mom, day and even more best mates. You surely going to love our collection and guys don’t forget to party harder with your lovely mom and day. Happy Diwali 2016 Festival, enjoy.
Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .
Is sms/Msg Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai
Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?
Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon Sir?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya be….
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ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Cricket k shokeeeen!
Bittu: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 2 years !
Chotu : Then what happenned ?
Bittu : She Married the ‘Postman’
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.